George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.
Does killing time damage eternity?
You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.
The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.