George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
... the important thing is to, first of all, question everything you read or hear or see or are told. Question it, and try to see the world for what it actually is, as opposed to what someone or some company or some organization or some government is trying to represent it as, or present it as, however they've mislabeled it or dressed it up or told you.
That invisible hand of Adam Smith's seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.
I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.
The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.
Does killing time damage eternity?
You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!