George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"
You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's an inconvenience.
The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.
A pear is a failed apple.
When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
I call him Governor Bush because that's the only political office he's ever held legally in this country. I don't care where they hang his portrait, I don't care how big his library is. To me, he'll always be Governor Bush. I don't even capitalize his name when I type it anymore.
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.
Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic. Children can't be our future, because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore, so blow me!
Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage.
When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.
Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.