George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.
Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens.. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Pardon me I've got nothing to say.
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
We are all precancerous.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.