George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.
When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.
Everyone smiles in the same language.
No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.
I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.
In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?