Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
worry people laughing
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
ideas people house
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
people church ridiculous
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
america people members
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
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We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.
course terribly thirties work
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.
It's the way I tell em, It's a cracker.
funny humor want
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
funny humor octopus
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."
funny humor men
There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
funny girlfriend humor
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
funny humor homeless
The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?
funny humor pieces
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
funny humor differences
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.