Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
funny witty women
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
mother women eye
I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.
inspirational funny women
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
funny women littles
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
funny inspiring women
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
depression country strong-women
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
rebound
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
basically beliefs believe chance great held people realize step stuff
I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you don't even realize what you've been thinking for 20 years.
face food meet people rarely
We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
wall moving caring
I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope.
heartache legs knees
The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."
thinking people get-away
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.
movie home writing
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
party animal credit
Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.'