Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
sex men males
Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.
mean men milk
For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
men thinking fans
I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.
biblical men years
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
men expectations want
Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.
love cat men
A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.
men solitude want
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
rebound
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
basically beliefs believe chance great held people realize step stuff
I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you don't even realize what you've been thinking for 20 years.
face food meet people rarely
We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
wall moving caring
I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope.
heartache legs knees
The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."
thinking people get-away
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.
movie home writing
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.