Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
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My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
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I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you don't even realize what you've been thinking for 20 years.
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We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
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I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope.
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The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."