Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
hands laughing people
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.
mean goal laughing
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.
jobs college laughing
I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.
sex hair mutation
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
morning noon apologizing
I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon.
writing people trying
People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
dream cereal puffins
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
funny reason woodstock
The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes.
funny children six-months
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.
husband fall men
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
funny school florida
I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
funny sick freak
You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
funny speak-english heaven
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
television shows i-can
I can say that. I have a television show.