Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
funny girlfriend water
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
girl eye blue
I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.
girl complaining body
Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
girl okay
Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
funny girl spiritual
You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"
funny girl morning
Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.
girl guy what-if
Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…
girl education father
My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
girl zero gay
How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.
girl nice guy
Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
funny girlfriend scary
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
girl quality underrated
Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
love girl boys
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
sex hair mutation
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.