Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cookis an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges, and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 March 1972
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.
Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.
If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.
Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.
I'm really great in other peoples relationships.