Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cookis an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges, and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 March 1972
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.
I'm not racist, I've got a black president.
I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.
It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.
I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.
I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
You can't teach an old hater new truths.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?