Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey
Mark Robert "Bill" Baileyis an English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author. Bailey is well known for his role in Black Books and for his appearances on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Have I Got News for You, and QI as well as his extensive stand-up work...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth13 January 1965
CityBath, England
funny humor three
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
funny believe humor
Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
funny stupid humor
(Imitating a Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem....Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
funny hurt humor
I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.
funny humor unique
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
funny couple humor
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
funny humor cheese
Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
funny humor doe
This shed does not contain me.
funny humor organization
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
funny humor woods
I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!
funny humor feminist
A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.
funny humor law
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.
funny dad humor
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
funny humor light
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!