Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
winning games way
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
may way different
If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
way sometimes best-way
Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
school class way
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
winning play way
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
want way unreasonable
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
want way what-you-want
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
lessons way
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
complete possibly rest urgent
Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
cast figure life
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.