Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
sarcastic together faults
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
sarcastic mind want
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
life sarcastic wisdom
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
sarcastic sarcasm feelings
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
funny sarcastic humble
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
life sarcastic wisdom
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
sarcastic
I will always love the false image I had of you.
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
complete possibly rest urgent
Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
cast figure life
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
alone ends fingertips
There is a whole world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips