Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
lying numbers records
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
lying worry birth
I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
life lying brilliant
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
absolutely lie lies-and-lying please sure unless
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
complete possibly rest urgent
Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
cast figure life
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
alone ends fingertips
There is a whole world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips
names firsts trouble
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.