Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
ifs i-can
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
firsts easier ifs
It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.
done ifs happened
If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
want maps ifs
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
problem ifs my-friends
If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.
coffee ifs
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
brilliant opinion ifs
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
complete possibly rest urgent
Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
cast figure life
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.