Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
competition conflict negotiation
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
competition conflict negotiation
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
men competition battle
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
competition conflict negotiation
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
competition faults blame
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
stupidity competition records
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
hurt forgive-me competition
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
complete possibly rest urgent
Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
cast figure life
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
alone ends fingertips
There is a whole world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips