Quotes by 'Andy Kindler'

Andy Kindler

Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...

front object people

There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing.

good maybe

If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.

books life sold time

I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.

work

I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.

given mind

I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.

against appeal

I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.

currently enjoy worth

I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!

trying

I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.

louis

I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.

albert best brooks director love received screenplay

I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.

I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man.

jason

I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold.

I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff.

tracy

I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act.