Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Jackson Browne

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

Christopher Hitchens

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.

Freddie Mercury

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Chris Kyle

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

Evel Knievel

I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph.

Greil Marcus

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

Bubba Watson

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

Jay Leno

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating — a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

Jon Stewart

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

Otis Blackwell

I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.

Paul McCartney

It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard 'Heartbreak Hotel' I thought, this is it.

Lou Reed

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

Minnie Pearl

I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.

Minnie Pearl

I think Elvis loved his fans - I think that's why they loved him and still love him. Fans are very conscious and sensitive to the fact that performers love them.