Quotes about redneck
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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. Jeff Foxworthy
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Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck dna records
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same. Jeff Foxworthy
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If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat. Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states. Jeff Foxworthy