Quotes about redneck
redneck fire house
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck mind might
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck hunting might
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might toothpicks
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might tornadoes
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might ifs
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck black velvet
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking musical
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck moon thinking
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck mouths might
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'? Jeff Foxworthy
redneck doors color
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck car long
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck law might
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck texas might
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck police might
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police! Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might limits
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might ambulance
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might tanks
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck light might
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might rats
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck beer wife
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck army might
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck beer car
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck tickets might
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck four might
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck quality might
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck years might
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck shoes might
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck people portfolios
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck dna records
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same. Jeff Foxworthy