Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Jackson Browne

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

Christopher Hitchens

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.

Greil Marcus

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

Chris Kyle

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

Evel Knievel

I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph.

Jay Leno

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating — a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

Bubba Watson

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

Kris Kristofferson

I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.

Jackie DeShannon

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

Jackie DeShannon

I think to just single out a highlight of Elvis's career is pretty much impossible. As far as being a fan of his, a lifetime fan, there were just too many highlights.

Joni Mitchell

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

Lou Reed

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

Priscilla Presley

There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962.

Patti Page

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones.

Mac Davis

It's pretty amazing to me that my first hit record was an Elvis Presley record.

Mac Davis

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.

P. J. O'Rourke

Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos.

Freddie Mercury

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Norm Crosby

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

Jon Stewart

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

Robert Englund

People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for years, the best friend for years, the redneck for years, the nerd for years and let me tell you...it's better to be a monster than to be a nerd.

Willie Robertson

Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.