Quotes about hum
humanity divine humans
To eat is human, to digest, divine Mark Twain
humor compliments-you pay
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. Mark Twain
humor sides good-nature
Humor is the good natured side of a truth. Mark Twain
humor forever literature
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Mark Twain
humorous house rooms
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. Mark Twain
humor diligence easy
Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful. Mark Twain
humble air hands
Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there. Mark Twain
humility race insult
The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. Mark Twain
humor yield irritation
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. Mark Twain
human-rights threat
The changing climate is a threat to human rights. Mary Robinson
humility thinking artist
It gives me no joy to be praised at the expense of a better artist, by someone who does not know the difference or who thinks me too vain to be aware of it myself. Mary Renault
humorous men fellows
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. Mary Roberts Rinehart
humility equal
It is the cringer to his equal that is chiefly seen bold to his God. Martin Farquhar Tupper
humility lovely excellence
Humility is the softening shadow before the stature of Excellence, And lieth lowly on the ground, beloved and lovely as the violet. Martin Farquhar Tupper
humility men makers
Humility mainly becometh the converse of man with his Maker. Martin Farquhar Tupper
humanity process manifest
A person is neither a thing nor a process but an opening through which the Absolute can manifest. Martin Heidegger
humanity liberty suits
Humanity has gained its suit; Liberty will nevermore be without an asylum. Marquis de Lafayette
humanity trying sexuality
I'm not trying to redefine sexuality or humanity or say that my answer is right and yours is wrong. I'm just happy with who I am. Nico Tortorella
humble weight all-alone
Clap for the heavy weight champ ME But I couldn't do it all alone WE Nicki Minaj
humble google needs
I don't need to Google myself. Nicki Minaj
humans
I'm human. That's how humans spend their time, doing shitty things. Nick Hornby
humanity tubs bathroom
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. Mary McCarthy
humorous brain division
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor. Mark Twain
humorous stories kind
There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous. Mark Twain
humble turkeys islands
Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji. Mark Twain
human-nature defeat humans
Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat. Mark Twain
humor years two
I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars. Mark Twain
humorous ophelia thee
But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery - go! Mark Twain
humorous modern inconvenience
... all the modern inconveniences ... Mark Twain
humorous ass harm
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick. Mark Twain
humorous years agony
I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera. Mark Twain
humorous names acting
...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting. Mark Twain
humorous heart compassion
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion. Mark Twain