Quotes about golf
golf games play
On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game. Arnold Palmer
golf eagles people
There's no question that the galleries still like to see birdies and eagles. If you take them all away, it takes some of the dramatics, the excitement of a golf tournament and we [people] don't want to do that.
golf play
When I'm not paralytic, I like to play golf. Denis Thatcher
golf play awful
I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand. Dennis Lehane
golf swings balls
When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing. Earl Woods
golf people advice
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls. Bill Murray
golf hands swings
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard
golf two hands
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.
golf hands two
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip.
golf atmosphere balls
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn.
golf dirt balls
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.
golf miles railroad-tracks
Miles and miles and miles.
golf jane
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf land two
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
golf remember funny-fishing
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
golf games childhood
Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.
golf league winner
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
golf men thinking
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
golf band dance-floor
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
golf missing helping
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
golf giving monkeys
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
golf balls lows
He told me just to keep the ball low.
golf caddies
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
golf three fear-of-death
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
golf bags woods
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
golf legends spare-time
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
golf bananas green
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
golf player iron
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
golf time-zones balls
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
golf wife credit
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
golf years play
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
golf remembers-you games
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
golf
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.