Famous Quotes & Sayings

DAVID FEHERTY

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

DAVID FEHERTY

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

DAVID FEHERTY

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

DAVID FEHERTY

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

DAVID FEHERTY

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

DAVID FEHERTY

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

Darrell Royal

For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart.

Darrell Royal

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

Danica Patrick

My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win.

Condoleezza Rice

I don't like anything that's "just an escape." To me the best part of golf is that, unlike my tennis game, I can actually get better. I've probably reached my plateau in tennis, but in golf I have a lot of room for improvement. I really enjoy working on my game. I like practicing. I chart my rounds.

Dan Quayle

Sam, had a great time this weekend but the golf was lousey.

Dan Quayle

In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.

Today was a pretty boring, uneventful round of golf, but I'm thrilled.

David Tom

You knew where she was the whole time. It was like a Tiger-type following. You know where he is. You know where she was on he golf course. That says a lot.

Who leaves a lawn mower in the middle of the golf course? I mean, think about it -- what are the chances?

We have more left-handed golfers here than any store I've been in. We can use all the technology, give them the same fittings.

Zach Johnson

I'm not the most charismatic, maybe emotional, fun-packed individual on the golf course; I get that.

Those are some great golfers who spent a lot of time on our courses.

Nobody spends more time with the junior golfers than Pete.

People were playing golf there two weeks ago.

One of the growing trends is glow-in-the-dark miniature golf. Within the last three years, it has kind of boomed.

Joe Walsh

We'll have first-aid golf carts outfitted so you can lay people on a stretcher, just like we had at the old stadium.

We'll have 250 golfers trying to get into this year's tournament.

We don't have any matches down there. We're just going to play golf.

I remember there was a lake on the left because they threw me in the lake when I won. I didn't care, I won the golf tournament.

Alice Cooper

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

Andy Lau

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

Clare Balding

I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.

Alex Karras

My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

Alex Karras

Hey, is this room out of bounds?

Doug Ferguson

The fourth tee brings out a mixture of excitement and anticipation, for about 220 yards down the fairway you catch a glimpse of Stillwater Cove, and realize you'll be walking along this spectacular meeting of land and sea for the next two hours.

Don Herold

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Don Herold

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.