Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bobby Jones

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

Bobby Jones

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

Bobby Jones

The main idea in golf as in life, I suppose is to learn to accept what cannot be altered and to keep on doing one's own reasoned and resolute best whether the prospect be bleak or rosy.

Bobby Jones

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

Don Adams

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

There are only so many people who will watch, or take up the game. Even if he won 10 Masters, you're not going to see a 30 percent increase.

Brian Weiss

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

Brian Weiss

That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.

Brian Weiss

It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.

Brian Weiss

I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.

Brent Musburger

I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.

Brent Musburger

Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.

Billy Casper

I don't care about that. The Green Coat is enough for me.

Billy Casper

Try to think where you want to put the ball, not where you don't want it to go.

Billy Casper

Think ahead. Golf is a next-shot game.

Billy Bush

Professional golfer... what a life.

Bruce Forsyth

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

Bruce Forsyth

Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.

Bruce Forsyth

If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.

Dick Van Dyke

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

Dennis Quaid

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

Dennis Quaid

I found golf late in life, in 1990. I took some lessons and struggled. Then one day, I hit a drive that was so crisp and clean, with no vibration. There's no feeling like it. I was hooked.

Dennis Quaid

Surfing is like golf: You're always battling, and it keeps knocking you down. There are a lot of wipeouts. But when you stay with it and catch that wave, you really taste it. It's magic.

Craig Ferguson

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

Eli Broad

I never play golf because it takes too long, and the business connections it produces can be made just as easily over an early breakfast.

B. C. Forbes

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.

B. C. Forbes

Talking things over has its place in an organization [but] so-called conferences are being grossly overdone. One executive stops at the desk of another to tell him, perhaps, about the wonderful score he made at golf on Saturday afternoon. This chin-chin immediately becomes a conference, and neither the office boy nor the telephone operator must disturb either gentleman. More idle gossip is indulged in at many business conferences these days than an old wives' sewing circle would be guilty of.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

She had a very good season and played some very good golf at the end of the season. Katie has much potential in her game.

Babe Didrikson Zaharias

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.

Babe Didrikson Zaharias

Some of us are fortunate enough to play championship golf, but this isn't essential in the enjoyment of the game.

Babe Didrikson Zaharias

As your golf improves, your concentration will improve with it.

Babe Didrikson Zaharias

There are no shortcuts to good golf. The better players realize this.