Quotes about golf
golf play
When I'm not paralytic, I like to play golf. Denis Thatcher
golf play awful
I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand. Dennis Lehane
golf jane
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf land two
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
golf remember funny-fishing
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
golf games childhood
Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.
golf league winner
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
golf men thinking
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
golf band dance-floor
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
golf missing helping
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
golf giving monkeys
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
golf balls lows
He told me just to keep the ball low.
golf caddies
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
golf three fear-of-death
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
golf bags woods
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
golf legends spare-time
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
golf bananas green
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
golf player iron
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
golf time-zones balls
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
golf wife credit
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
golf years play
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
golf remembers-you games
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
golf
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
golf bottles firsts
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
golf simple games
Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple Cheryl Ladd
golf games dying
That was a great game of golf, fellers. Bing Crosby
golf surrender never-surrender
My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender
golf three
Not only are three-putt greens probable, at times they are an achievment. Charley Pride
golf boss spots
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!" Bob Monkhouse
golf typical musician
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. Billy Joel
golf play people
Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but they also want to interact with us. Bernhard Langer
golf upset important
I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt and become upset. I take one step back and remember there are more important things going on in the world than golf.
golf past games
We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.