Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joan Rivers

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Gabrielle Reece

The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.

Frankie Valli

I dont play golf or tennis, I dont ski, I dont snowboard. If you love what you do, you never get enough of it.

Andalusia has a great group of golfers and it really benefited our guys playing with them.

Lyndon B. Johnson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.

Luke Donald

The qualifying system helps the top guys like Sergio Garcia, who play most of their golf in the U.S. They can rely on the world rankings and just play their four extra events [with the four majors and three World Golf Championship events counting as seven European events]. But for the other guys it's tough, and I don't know if that can be changed. It is a tricky situation.

Lou Holtz

In golf, the player, coach and official are rolled into one, and they overlap completely. Golf really is the best microcosm of life - or at least the way life should be.

O. J. Simpson

I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there.

O. Henry

Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid temples, the huckleberry pie, the wedding ring, the circus ring, the ring for the waiter, and the "round" of drinks.

Nursultan Nazarbayev

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

Heikki Kovalainen

In golf, you have to stay patient and calm. On the race track you can let loose, but in golf you can't and you must be calm.

Helen Alfredsson

We were always taught to swing slow with good tempo. But you have to have some acceleration throughout the swing. I think that's where a lot of women go wrong. They should try to whack it a few times and see what happens.

Joe Torre

Golf is the only game I know where you call a foul on yourself.

Joe Mantegna

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.

Joanne Carner

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

Joanne Carner

I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

Joanne Carner

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Eric Dickerson

I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half.

Eric Dickerson

I've stayed buddies with my old buddy Jackie Slater. I talk to Jackie Slater. I play golf with Marcus Allen a lot. I play golf with Marshall Faulk a lot. My buddy Craig Young, he lives up in New Mexico. I still talk to a lot of the guys.

John Gunther

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

So far, I think it's great. It's nice to go out and see how real golfers play.

Adlai Stevenson

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.

Stewart Cink

a person that's out there hitting golf shots.

Rory Sabbatini

On this golf course, ... I think that's only one hole.

Especially for golfers who get yippy on short putts, it can make a difference. Where they have trouble is on longer putts, because you don't have the same feel for pace.

Sometimes people think of golf as a recreation - but it is a legitimate NCAA sport, it is a team sport.

Real golf isn't what you see on TV. This is golf.

Could you imagine what she'd do if she played golf all the time?

Jim Thorpe

The weather was perfect. I like this golf course. The greens are loaded. ... We know we can make birdies out there.

Glen Murray

Think of how quiet it is. This is very unique. It's peaceful out here. You don't see anything but golf and landscape.

Thomas Boswell

A Major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.