Famous Quotes & Sayings

Why is it some weeks you hole everything, and then other weeks you can't hit anything? You're doing the same thing. It just doesn't make sense. Not a lot in golf does, does it?

Torrey Pines is making money and it subsidizes the rest of the golf system. What we're trying to do is make Balboa pay it's own way, so the system is stronger as a whole.

George Brett

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

William Shakespeare

Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes.

I remember there was a lake on the left because they threw me in the lake when I won. I didn't care, I won the golf tournament.

Debbie Moore

Our strength lies in our Southern hospitality, ... You can play golf here year-round, weather permitting.

Bill Cosby

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

Bert Blyleven

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.

Cathy Rigby

Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable.

Bill Bryson

After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn't fix in a hurry.

Bill Burr

It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.

People kid Phil, but he's one of the most intelligent persons I've ever been around. He's always thinking ahead. He's a smart man. He's really worked his butt off to learn this golf course.

Huw Edwards

Living in Olympia has been great, ... I'm able to play some golf and do a little wine tasting.

Jerry Kelly

I was thinking to myself yesterday, 'You know, I'm 3-over and I still love the golf course,'

I was a little down for making bogey, and suddenly I'm tied. It's sad to see. But it's golf.

Our objective is to (essentially) take a 20-acre piece of Gore-Tex and put it over this golf course.

Bob Hope

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

Bob Hope

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

Bob Hope

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Bob Hope

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

Bob Hope

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

Bob Hope

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

Bob Hope

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

Bob Hope

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Bob Hope

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

Bob Hope

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Bob Hope

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

Bob Hope

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.