Quotes about golf
golf jane
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane. Chi Chi Rodriguez
golf land two
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
golf remember funny-fishing
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
golf games childhood
Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.
golf league winner
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
golf men thinking
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
golf band dance-floor
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
golf missing helping
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
golf giving monkeys
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
golf balls lows
He told me just to keep the ball low.
golf caddies
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
golf three fear-of-death
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
golf bags woods
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
golf legends spare-time
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
golf bananas green
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
golf player iron
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
golf time-zones balls
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
golf wife credit
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
golf years play
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
golf remembers-you games
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
golf
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
golf bottles firsts
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
golf simple games
Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple Cheryl Ladd
golf games dying
That was a great game of golf, fellers. Bing Crosby
golf surrender never-surrender
My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender
golf hands holes
Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes. William Shakespeare
golf names get-up
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. Bob Hope
golf green pay
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
golf fighting games
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
golf eagles president
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
golf winning play
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
golf firsts bags
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
golf wounded hard
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.