Quotes about golf
golf president painting
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. Bob Hope
golf guy way
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
golf bags alligators
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
golf swimming work-out
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
golf nine lasts
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
golf weight-loss dieting
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
golf together gold
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
golf worry balls
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
golf old-friends balls
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
golf play bars
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
golf play balls
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
golf games roman-numerals
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
golf crowds invention
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
golf play trying
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
golf division caddies
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
golf yards balls
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
golf president looks
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
golf long age
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
golf president gerald-ford
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
golf green pay
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
golf red easy
Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
golf thinking ifs
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
golf play want
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
golf shooting fields
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
golf play age
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
golf age ifs
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
golf swimming empty-life
I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life. Betty Ford
golf three
Not only are three-putt greens probable, at times they are an achievment. Charley Pride
golf match next players taking timeless
We're going to have a timeless clubhouse. It's going to match a timeless golf course. It's all about taking this to the next level, making The Players Championship all that it can be.
golf people advice
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls. Bill Murray
golf
Won't be much golf this off-season. It's going to be a working summer. Larry Bird
golfers nice
So far, I think it's great. It's nice to go out and see how real golfers play.
golf impressive involves matter playing round
A round of golf involves playing 18 holes, so no matter what I did earlier, it wasn't an impressive finish,