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golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
bags littles stuff
CSNY is a little like putting seven pounds of stuff in a three pound bag. David Crosby
bags crawling fats
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry
bags unnecessary plastic-bags
Plastic bags are bad and for the most part unnecessary. David Suzuki
bags hazardous sleeping taking
We're in a hazardous occupation, so safety's our first concern. We're taking sleeping bags and stuff. So if it's hotels, great. It could be tents. Mike Stringer
bags ifs
If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly Earl Scruggs
bags choice open raise
We have no choice but to open any bags that raise concern, James Loy
bags pretzels
Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. Bill Maher
bags bread bring dump full garbage lake management overall people plan reclaim town
There are people who bring garbage bags full of bread to the lake and just dump it, ... This is part of an overall management plan to essentially reclaim the town from the geese. Bruce Barber
bags dropping hand hit luckily tie
Luckily the bags don't hit back do they? They told me to tie my right hand to my head, I keep dropping my guard. Mike Williams
alligators definitely food
There are definitely a lot of gators here, ... The more freshwater a marsh has, then the more alligators you will find there because food will be more abundant. Chester Moore
alligators humans maybe pet toilet
maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet Chuck D.
alligators belly dead four saw survive
We saw dead alligators. We saw four of them, belly up. If the alligators can't survive in their own waters, you know it was bad. James Swanson
alligators commercial endangered moving opportunity past ready species toward
We were moving toward making it more of a recreational opportunity than a commercial one. Now there really aren't any shortages of alligators -- we're well past the endangered species time, so we're ready to expand. Joy Hill
alligators approval best chief court despite guy john join kept president rating roberts simply smiling
Even if the president wasn't up to it in alligators and his approval rating was 90 percent, John Roberts simply is the best guy for the chief justice's job. I think the thought of having John Roberts join him on the court kept the chief going despite his cancer. I think he's probably smiling about it now. Richard Garnett
alligators arrived cape carved good looked newly oil roads
In 1960, ... the Cape looked like an oil field, with towering structures, dirt, and asphalt roads newly carved out of the palmetto scrub. The alligators were reluctantly surrendering to the onslaught of newly arrived civilization. If you didn't have a good sense of direction, you were in trouble. Gene Kranz
alligators american-cartoonist best
The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them. Jack Hannah
alligators best defense humans line
The best line of defense for humans and alligators is to just let the alligator have distance, Bill Burns
alligators carried dead eating people pushed saw tourists tried
I carried her out on my back in the flood. There were people screaming, crying. I saw alligators eating dead bodies. When we tried to get on a bus, they put all the tourists on first and pushed the locals out of the way like we were dirt. Dwayne Johnson