Quotes about golf
golf play ifs
If you play golf, you are my friend. Harvey Penick
golf bottles aspirin
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
golf long woods
The woods are full of long drivers.
golf practice worry
I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf. Ellen DeGeneres
golf years goal
My only goal is to look back at the end of each year and see that I have improved. Jim Furyk
golf swings games
Dennis Murray is a wonderful Golf Professional who is personable and skillful as an instructor. Dennis helped me work on my golf swing for a full week back in the 80's when I was still playing the PGA Tour. His instruction was great and helped my game very much. Jerry Pate
golf college years
You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised. Jim Gaffigan
golf lakes balls
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway. Jim Bishop
golf twenties yards
Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.
golf games play
Three months later, on September 5, 2001, at a pro-am event preceding the Canadian Open at the Royal Montreal Golf Club, I was invited to play a round with Tiger Woods. Nothing in the game of politics had ever been as nerve-racking as that game of golf. Jean Chretien
golf space epitome
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. Jean Giraudoux
golf play deer
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. Jackie Gleason
golf race games
When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game. Fuzzy Zoeller
golf thinking heaven
I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.
golf bigger jet
Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.
golf missing facts
I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.
golf screw-ups not-afraid
You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.
golf two goal
Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition. Franz Beckenbauer
golf riding forgotten
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
golf games competition
But golf being an international game and everybody loving the game the way they do, if you want to spread the game of golf, it's good that you have great competition. Gary Player
golf trying partners
I try to work with God as a partner.
golf mind important
Perhaps the most important thing I can tell you about equipment is to experiment and keep an open mind.
golf heaven want
I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.
golf answers puzzles
Golf is a puzzle without an answer.
golf balls want
Everyone wants to be known as a great striker of the ball for some reason. Nobody wants to be called a lucky, one-putting s.o.b.
golf play today
You can always speak with great authority on how well you played today, but never on how you'll play tomorrow.
golf heaven want
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
golf years hell
I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing.
golf thinking swings
If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
golf games enjoy
Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf.
golf men mediocrity
Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me, don't embarrass me.
golf years games
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
golf natural hard
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.