Quotes about funny-inspirational
funny-inspirational thinking innovation
When all think alike, then no one is thinking Walter Lippmann
funny-inspirational years half
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier Woody Harrelson
funny-inspirational funny-motivational worry
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers
funny-inspirational believe sacrifice
You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. Zaha Hadid
funny-inspirational business war
Our favorite holding period is forever. Warren Buffett
funny-inspirational breast-cancer unhappy
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. Wanda Sykes
funny-inspirational iphone different
I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you can label your alarms. For my personal amusement, I've labeled them 3 a.m. for 'ridiculously early,' 3:30 is just 'early,' and 4 is 'slacker.' Savannah Guthrie
funny-inspirational opposites people
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett
funny-inspirational thinking vegan
I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. Shania Twain
funny-inspirational mind speak
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose. S. I. Hayakawa
funny-inspirational errors coders
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. Steve McConnell
funny-inspirational add documentation
Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer. Steve McConnell
funny-inspirational shoes soul
Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul. Stella McCartney
funny-inspirational fool arguing
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
funny-inspirational humorous weight-loss
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. Shelley Winters
funny-inspirational self together
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together. Robert A. Heinlein
funny-inspirational vegetables doubt
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! Tom Jones
funny-inspirational morning noon
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? Rita Rudner
funny-inspirational pregnancy tough
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Rita Rudner