Quotes about funny-inspirational
funny-inspirational accomplishment what-if
We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? Maria Shriver
funny-inspirational willpower stubbornness
When you're out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that's the trick. Henri Matisse
funny-inspirational inspirational-life integrity
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny-inspirational morning noon
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? Rita Rudner
funny-inspirational pregnancy tough
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
funny-inspirational errors coders
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. Steve McConnell
funny-inspirational add documentation
Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.
funny-inspirational children anger
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? Roseanne Barr
funny-inspirational shoes soul
Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul. Stella McCartney
funny-inspirational fool arguing
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
funny-inspirational humorous weight-loss
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. Shelley Winters
funny-inspirational business war
Our favorite holding period is forever. Warren Buffett
funny-inspirational breast-cancer unhappy
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. Wanda Sykes
funny-inspirational thinking
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann
funny-inspirational thinking innovation
When all think alike, then no one is thinking
funny-inspirational years half
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier Woody Harrelson
funny-inspirational class strikes
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Woody Allen
funny-inspirational feelings want
I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. Sara Blakely
funny-inspirational funny-motivational worry
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers
funny-inspirational believe sacrifice
You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. Zaha Hadid