Quotes about funny-inspirational
funny-inspirational feminism firsts
She watched the first episode and she was like, 'This is feminism?' And then by the end of the season, she was like, 'This is feminism.' The tone changed completely. She was really psyched about it. Allison Williams
funny-inspirational eye feel-better
Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan. Alicia Silverstone
funny-inspirational self hair
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. Danica McKellar
funny-inspirational party worry
There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this party? or, Should I be doing this to help me get ahead? All [success] is, is doing your work and staying focused. It's boring advice, but boring good advice is what you can get from me! Mindy Kaling
funny-inspirational giving nodding
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. Kenneth Williams
funny-inspirational demand programming
Software sucks because users demand it to. Nathan Myhrvold
funny-inspirational children humility
When you take the time to actually listen, with humility, to what people have to say, it's amazing what you can learn. Especially if the people who are doing the talking also happen to be children. Greg Mortenson
funny-inspirational eating supermodel
You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. Jay Leno
funny-inspirational opportunity data
The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference. Carly Fiorina
funny-inspirational long victory
This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women. Patty Murray
funny-inspirational transition remember
The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering. Paul Reiser
funny-inspirational powerful groups
The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby. Marion Nestle
funny-inspirational research asking
Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? Rachel Maddow
funny-inspirational men thinking
Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men. Katie Couric
funny-inspirational burgers vegan
I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger. Oprah Winfrey
funny-inspirational laughing good-times
A good time for laughing is when you can. Jessamyn West
funny-inspirational funny-motivational mind
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up. Frank Zappa
funny-inspirational funny-motivational top-management
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. Paul Stanley
funny-inspirational medicine chiropractic
Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational sometimes remedy
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational physicians
Nature itself is the best physician. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational health disease
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational doctors fool
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational get-well healing
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational heart long
Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise. Hillary Clinton
funny-inspirational children parenting
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
funny-inspirational winning battle
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. Henny Youngman
funny-inspirational memories philosophical
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. Friedrich Nietzsche
funny-inspirational men hegel
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. George Bernard Shaw
funny-inspirational vegetarianism average
The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism. George Bernard Shaw
funny-inspirational hard-work persistence
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence. Michelle Obama
funny-inspirational color people
Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who aren't putting people of color on television why there aren't more people of color on television?' Shonda Rhimes
funny-inspirational people customers
People will buy anything that is one to a customer. Sinclair Lewis