Quotes about funny-inspirational
funny-inspirational physicians
Nature itself is the best physician. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational health disease
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational doctors fool
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational get-well healing
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational heart long
Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise. Hillary Clinton
funny-inspirational play funny-baseball
I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes. Phil Rizzuto
funny-inspirational littles
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
funny-inspirational food weight-loss
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. John Kenneth Galbraith
funny-inspirational men thinking
Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot. Pamela Anderson
funny-inspirational accomplishment what-if
We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? Maria Shriver
funny-inspirational powerful groups
The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby. Marion Nestle
funny-inspirational long victory
This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women. Patty Murray
funny-inspirational research asking
Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? Rachel Maddow
funny-inspirational rapper play
I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper who's ever done that and I will give you $100,000. Nicki Minaj
funny-inspirational demand programming
Software sucks because users demand it to. Nathan Myhrvold
funny-inspirational burgers vegan
I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger. Oprah Winfrey
funny-inspirational men differences
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. Mark Twain
funny-inspirational transition remember
The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering. Paul Reiser
funny-inspirational funny-motivational top-management
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. Paul Stanley
funny-inspirational long-ago snacks
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods. Geraldine Ferraro
funny-inspirational men thinking
Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men. Katie Couric
funny-inspirational fall laughing
Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep. Rajneesh
funny-inspirational hard-work persistence
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence. Michelle Obama
funny-inspirational color people
Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who aren't putting people of color on television why there aren't more people of color on television?' Shonda Rhimes
funny-inspirational people customers
People will buy anything that is one to a customer. Sinclair Lewis
funny-inspirational weight-loss world
The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live. Socrates
funny-inspirational order three
Vince Lombardi says, you know, in my life there are three things: God, family, and the Green Bay Packers, in that order. For me, it's God, family, and Yahoo, in that order. Marissa Mayer
funny-inspirational heart people
People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it. Maynard James Keenan
funny-inspirational funny-motivational years
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
funny-inspirational class strikes
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Woody Allen
funny-inspirational feelings want
I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. Sara Blakely
funny-inspirational children anger
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? Roseanne Barr
funny-inspirational thinking
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann