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funny-inspirational giving done
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. Alan Perlis
funny-inspirational minutes ready
I can get ready in 10 minutes. Carolina Herrera
funny-inspirational soul mind
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. Betty White
funny-inspirational jobs new-york
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance. Dennis Miller
funny-inspirational honest-woman honest
Funny women are honest women. Elizabeth Meriwether
funny-inspirational trying red
Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' Elizabeth Olsen
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny-inspirational spring fools-day
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
funny-inspirational generosity investment
Generosity is the best investment. Diane von Furstenberg
errors mad void
Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.) Charles Stross
errors events chance
You say, 'On the off chance that I had somewhat more, I ought to be exceptionally fulfilled.' You commit an error. On the off chance that you are not content with what you have, you would not be fulfilled in the event that it were multiplied. Charles Spurgeon
errors needs done
If a crooked stick is before you, you need not explain how crooked it is. Lay a straight one down by the side of it, and the work is well done. Preach the truth, and error will stand abashed in its presence.
errors programming reborn
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
errors mental-illness illness
I am, emphatically. Mental illness triggered by xperimental error. David Mitchell
errors giving support
Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou. Dave Barry
errors perception optical-illusions
Our perceptions are fallible. We sometimes see what isn't there. We are prey to optical illusions. Occasionally we hallucinate. We are error-prone. Carl Sagan
errors safe reacting
Responding to truth will keep you safe. Reacting to error will only create another error. Bill Johnson
errors useless repentance
Where error is irreparable, repentance is useless. Edward Gibbon
coders twelve has-beens
I never have been a coder, outside of when I was twelve or something, like on the Atari 1200 XP or whatever I had. Dallas Roberts
coders pushing
I'm a great coder. But I am not pushing that so much anymore because there are thousands of great coders. Bill Budge
coders excited terrible
For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :) Rasmus Lerdorf