Famous Quotes & Sayings

Andy Borowitz

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Andy Borowitz

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Andy Borowitz

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Andy Borowitz

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Andy Borowitz

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Andy Borowitz

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Andy Borowitz

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Andy Borowitz

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Andy Borowitz

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Andy Borowitz

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Andy Borowitz

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Andy Cohen

The thing that's fun about the 'Housewives' is talking to your friends about it.

Andy Cohen

The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool.

Andy Cohen

In the case of 'The Housewives,' I call the 'Housewives' sociology of the rich. I think it's just fun to watch. It's guilt-free gossiping that you can have. It's like the modern-day soap opera, in my mind.

Andrea Dworkin

I'm a radical feminist, not the fun kind.

Andrea Dworkin

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.

Ana Gasteyer

I actually like character work, so for me, generally speaking, I enjoy it. It's a little bit more of a comfortable suit you put back on. You can explore it and have fun with it and push the limits of it.

Amanda Bynes

Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it.

Amanda Bynes

I did theater before I got into TV and everything I did was serious, so it was definitely fun for me to pull out those chops, I definitely wanted to do a movie that just wasn't comedy.

Alphonse de Lamartine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

Aerin Lauder

I think it's so much fun to create a space. As the world has gotten more and more hectic - with these horrible catastrophes [happening] - people are going out less, ordering in, [having guests over]. People love to be in their homes.

Afrika Bambaataa

The Universal Zulu Nation stands to acknowledge wisdom, understanding, freedom, justice, and equality, peace, unity, love, and having fun, work, overcoming the negative through the positive, science, mathematics, faith, facts, and the wonders of God, whether we call him Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, or Jah.

Aesop

Always stop to think whether your fun may be the cause of another's unhappiness

A. A. Milne

Bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun fun. The most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one!

A. A. Milne

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

A. A. Milne

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.

Winners sell, no question about it. They're winning, they're fun to watch and they're in the playoffs.

Where Walter was irascible and funny and mean and challenging, Jack was just always laughing at Walter's jokes and being sweet and lovable,

We do what we do because we love it and we try to be successful at it and to make it as fun as possible. Our musical styles were never intended to be blended. We make songs and mix our two approaches.

Kathy Najimy

What is challenging is to be organically funny without being disrespectful

Nick Boynton

We've got to look at it in the most positive way possible, and try to recharge. The team's been playing very well. We could just keep playing games every night and it would be a good thing for this team right now. At the same time, we've battled hard to get into this position and it's going to be a fun stretch run.

With Mike, he always wanted to be a champ. Me, I'm just having fun. It's a serious thing, but at the same time, I'm just having fun.

Brandon Moss

We talk about things. I learn a lot from him about the outfield, because he's a good outfielder. He really helps me out out there. Hitting, we pass things to each other. It's just fun having somebody there with you to go through the same things.