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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
tvs devastated
I've been glued to the TV. I am absolutely devastated. Al Hirt
tvs care ifs
I don't care if I ever work in TV again. Dave Chappelle
tvs
You can't be someone you're not on TV. You can in movies, but not on TV because you can't hide. Bruno Heller
tvs watching-tv couches
In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'. Casey Abrams
tvs these-days
There's certainly more work for me in TV these days. Aidan Quinn
tvs subtle sinister
Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed. Dick Cavett
tvs i-can
I can't stand watching myself on TV. Ed Westwick
tvs fans great-women
There's some great women doing TV. I would love to do a Grey's Anatomy-type show. I'm a big fan. Elizabeth Berkley
tvs kind trouble
I started off doing live TV, so I kind of learnt that if I get myself into trouble, I get myself out of it. Cat Deeley
serious comedy kind
My favorite kind of film is serious comedy. Comedy with serious underpinning. Alan Arkin
serious bits
As you get older, you get a bit more serious. Bryan Ferry
serious repercussions
Repercussions are serious and they will take you places. Bryan Clay
serious asthma
Between 1991 and 1997 I had really serious asthma. Cathy Freeman
serious crime negligence
In persons grafted in a serious trust, Negligence is a crime. William Shakespeare
serious sense-of-humor adore
I understand from those who adore him, he [Julian Assange] has a great sense of humor which rarely gets an airing because he's dealing with such serious issues. Benedict Cumberbatch
serious seventeen
No one's serious at seventeen. Arthur Rimbaud
serious sound artistic
Visuals are as artistic as sounds, so being serious about both isn't a contradiction to me. Dee Dee Ramone
serious problem climate-change
The most serious problem facing humankind is climate change. Bill Nye