Famous Quotes & Sayings

Billy Collins

I don't think I've ever written a poem whose intention was just to be funny. I've written poems that start out funny and often shift into something more serious.

Billy Collins

When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.

John Kasay

There are a lot of people in the organization I do still know. It's a great group of people. There are a lot of relationships that I miss, and it's always fun to be able to rekindle those a little bit.

Danielle Panabaker

It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses.

Fran Drescher

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

Donna Air

My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn't imagine my life without her.

Donna Air

I love nothing more than taking my dog, Molly, for a long walk on Sunday morning. Then I'll indulge in some Bikram yoga or something fun like reflexology.

The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it seeks to progressively coerce others to fund every social program under the sun via majority rule.

Robin Williams

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.

Brooke Elliott

Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him.

Bruce McCulloch

Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

Bill Engvall

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

Barry Ritholtz

The ability to select stocks, manage them over time and know when to sell them is incredibly difficult, even for professional fund managers.

Alan Alda

Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are.

Adlai Stevenson

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

Blair Underwood

So it's a source of fun and a source of pride to have been a part of this little movie that could.

We have sent our condolences to the people of Pakistan and we are looking at ways of helping Pakistan's relief funds as well.

This should be a fun weekend, but only if the mosquitoes stay away.

The party is just one small piece of the larger prevention effort, but it is vital to teach young people that having fun does not need to involve alcohol,

Margaret Cho

This show is a lot funnier and more outrageous. There are lots more jokes.

There are also many tax-efficient funds that aren't necessarily advertised as such.

Flip Saunders

When you get in these games, it's very interesting. The games start out being very fun and everything else and then all of a sudden, it gets very serious and very competitive.

There are lots of hedge funds making a living doing these kinds of trades.

We always try to do something fun on Fridays. We have snow cones or watermelon. We make it a little different from the normal school year.

Nathan Forrest

We always talked about it if we don't turn it over, we're pretty good offensively. We didn't turn it over, and we scored a lot of points. Nelson was just phenomenal tonight. He got in a groove. He shoots like that in practice sometimes, but he's never shot like that in a game. It was fun to watch.

Riki Lindhome

We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.

Lloyd Alexander

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun

Louis C. K.

My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

Louis C. K.

I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well, I guess I, uh... I guess I said something, and, uh... and then she got her feelings hurt." That's a weird way to phrase it: "She got her feelings hurt. I said something, and then she..." Could you more remove yourself from responsibility? "She got her feelings hurt." It's like saying, "Yeah, I shot this guy in the face, and then I guess he got himself murdered. I don't know what happened. He leaned into it."

Louis C. K.

Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.

Louis C. K.

You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.

Louis C. K.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

Louis C. K.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.