Quotes about fun
funny cute girl
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin
funny humor laughing
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
funny humor months
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
funny humor saws
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
funny humor people
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
funny nice dirty
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
funny kids your-side
Sometimes I feel like I'm making a connection with a stranger, but then it turns out I'm not. Like, I was in a mall, and I saw this lady hitting her kid. So I went up to her, and I was like, "Yeah, get him!" She got all mad at me. I was like, "I'm on your side here."
funny humor opposites
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."
funny humor waterfalls
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
funny humor car
My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
funny humor listening
I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.
funny comedy taxpayers
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
funny im-sorry love-you
Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!
fun increase life loss quality setting sure type
Working in any type of convalescent setting is hard, but it's also very rewarding. I make sure the residents have fun things to do to increase their quality of life without patronization and loss of their dignity.
funny generation passionate people radio
We're going to do a show that's loose, human, passionate and funny. A new generation of radio for people with real lives.
funding updated
We're just not getting the funding for the legislature to get updated and new equipment. Ray Durham
fun
We're getting out for the kids' sake. We've all got to have a little fun for one day.
fun argument staples
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument. William Shakespeare
funny memorable sassy
Frailty, thy name is woman!
funny women thinking
Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.
funny life ambition
As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
fun
We know we want it to be darker, edgier and have fun sense of humor, but it will be more character--based, Rick McCallum
funding taken
We know we have it (PRP) for 2006, but funding has been taken away for 2007. However, it could be back in 2008.
fun tries
We know if one of us tries something new the other two have his back. It's a lot of fun. Marcus Roberts
fund venture
Venture capitalists wouldn't fund us because it wasn't wireless. Donna Dubinsky
fun stupid rap
As a matter of fact it wasn't until after BIG passed and stupid rumors went around that I had something to do with it, and it's like I'm not a killer man , I'm a musician, I'm a DJ we got like a different heart. Ya know back then when rappin' was fun, and we could immolate being gangstas; ya know Dr. Dre made the hardest gangsta rap records in the world, that didn't necessarily make him a gangsta. It was all like ya know : character, we were all in character. DJ Quik
funny dream kids
The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it. Dick Armey
fun together hard
When you work really hard, and it's organic and together, you can have more fun. Dianna Agron
fun sweat long
You just realize at the end of the day, everyone is going to have their opinion on your life, more and more so as you go along. As long as you're getting to work and be a part of it - still having fun, learn to just not sweat it so much and keep doing the things you love.
funny-inspirational generosity investment
Generosity is the best investment. Diane von Furstenberg
fun talking car
The relationship that counts most in my life is the one I have with myself. I have a great, great, great relationship with myself, and it gets better and better as I get older. The other day, I was talking to Barry in the car and I said, 'I'm so glad I'm me!'
fun makeup should-have
Makeup should have one function only - to make you look better, to make you more attractive...Makeup is a luxury, so it should be fun...Making up is like telling yourself a secret.