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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
god lasts tiny
God bless us every one! said Tiny Tim, the last of all. Charles Dickens
god magnitude
God is as great in minuteness as He is in magnitude. Charles Caleb Colton
god men law
Law and equity are two things which God has joined, but which man has put asunder. Charles Caleb Colton
god two forgive-me
I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. Charles Dickens
godmother good-things lost
Is it better to have had a good thing and lost it, or never to have had it? Charles Dickens
godly spirit holy-spirit
Earthly wisdom is doing what comes naturally. Godly wisdom is doing what the Holy Spirit compels us to do. Charles Stanley
god christian doubt
God wants to cast out the fear and doubt in your life. Go before Him right now and say, "Lord, this is what I am afraid of ..." Charles Stanley
god prayer christian-inspirational
We are either in the process of resisting God's truth or in the process of being shaped and molded by his truth. Charles Stanley
god disappointment choices
Disappointment is inevitable. But to become discouraged, there's a choice I make. God would never discourage me. He would always point me to himself to trust him. Therefore, my discouragement is from Satan. As you go through the emotions that we have, hostility is not from God, bitterness, unforgiveness, all of these are attacks from Satan. Charles Stanley
im-sorry heart apology
Sacrifice is at the heart of repentance. Without deeds, your apology is worthless. Bryan Davis
im-sorry athlete people
The typical response from people when I tell them Im diabetic is, Oh, Im sorry to hear that. You know, Im not. Im a better athlete because of diabetes rather than despite it. Im more aware of my training, my fitness and more aware of nutrition. Im more proactive about my health. Charlie Kimball
im-sorry apology positivity
Never ruin an apology with an excuse. Benjamin Franklin
im-sorry squirrels car
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy. Demetri Martin
im-sorry song nashville
Im Sorry was one of the first songs to come out of Nashville using strings. Brenda Lee
im-sorry letters saws
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters. Demetri Martin
im-sorry heart apology
It will never do to plead sin as an excuse for sin, or to attempt to justify sinful acts by pleading that we have an evil heart. This instead of being a valid apology, is the very ground of our condemnation. Archibald Alexander
im-sorry hurt mistake
I have made terrible mistakes that have hurt the people that I cared about the most, and I am terribly sorry. I am deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and my actions. Anthony Weiner
im-sorry atheist fear
If people are good because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. Albert Einstein