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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
hope balance heirs
Hope is a prodigal young heir, and Experience is his banker; but his drafts are seldom honoured, since there is often a heavy balance against him, because he draws largely on a small capital, is not yet in possession, and if he were, would die. Charles Caleb Colton
hope expectations heirs
Hope is a prodigal young heir, and experience is his banker. Charles Caleb Colton
hope heart lovely
There are hopes, the bloom of whose beauty would be spoiled by the trammels of description; too lovely, too delicate, too sacred for words, they should only be known through the sympathy of hearts. Charles Dickens
hopes-and-fears seasons
Hope and fear cannot alter the seasons Chogyam Trungpa
hope courage giving-up
God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless. Chester W. Nimitz
hope soul faster
Once you lost all hope, time began to go faster and the senseless days deadened your soul. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
hopefully last strong struggled weekend
We struggled last weekend at Jacksonville. Hopefully this will jump-start us to have a strong end of the season. Chris Johnson
hope minutes run
Where is he? It's his first day, and he's already 20 minutes late. I hope someone is going to make him run laps. Phil Nevin
hope
I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope. Maria Bamford
jokes angry
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous. David Cross
jokes gloom
A joke a day keeps the gloom away! Cesar Romero
joke united
We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around. Sam Brown
joke thinking
We've become a joke to much of the thinking world. Dan Boone
joker mark next played return sit straight
When we did Batman: Return of the Joker, the Joker is played by Mark Hamill, so I got to sit next to Mark Hamill for two straight weeks. Will Friedle
jokes life multiple personally sound talking
I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things. Issa Rae
jokes i-can
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. Ricky Gervais
jokes
I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. Billie Joe Armstrong
jokes listens
She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas. Matt McKenna
laughs talk value
We're going for big laughs and big talk value. Steven Schreibman
laughs shirts speaking
So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us. Kevin McDonald
laughs
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. Jerry Seinfeld
laughs profoundly sad
No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much Jean Richter
laughs laughter profoundly sad
No one is more profoundly sad as one who laughs too much. Jean Paul
laughs lines smiles
He doesn't say anything. He just smiles at them, laughs and lines back up. Adam Burish
laughs left nerves remove side tells wife
They had to remove all the nerves on the right side of my face, so when I smile, only the left side works. My wife laughs at me. She tells me not to smile. J. Taylor
laughs life raft time
This movie is like a little life raft for him. He laughs every time he comes to see it. Susan Stroman
laughs says step steps
If everyone says you are wrong, you're one step ahead. If everyone laughs at you, you're two steps ahead. Charles Thompson
people may medical
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. Charles Caleb Colton
people solitude multitudes
A multitude of people and yet solitude. Charles Dickens
people governing whole
My faith in the people governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my faith in the people governed is, on the whole, illimitable. Charles Dickens
people words-of-wisdom selfishness
Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blamable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness. Charles Dickens
people words-of-wisdom want
Mrs. Boffin and me, ma'am, are plain people, and we don't want to pretend to anything, nor yet to go round and round at anything because there's always a straight way to everything. Charles Dickens
people next cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and some people do the same by their religion. Charles Dickens
people scary alive
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon. Charles Dickens
people enemy
Some people are nobody's enemies but their own Charles Dickens
people romance wonder-woman
Superman/Wonder Woman, people expected, I guess, a lot of romance, or maybe something that wasnt emotionally deep. Who knows? Charles Soule
share
...[W]ords can be communicative only between those who share similar experiences. Alan Watts
share
You have to be somebody before you can share yourself. Jaron Lanier
share
We're not going to share our playbook with the other team. Jason Miller
share fortune misfortunes
Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes. Bertolt Brecht
share
So I like to make music, and I like to share music. This is also a gift. Cecilia Bartoli
share feels
I don't feel I have to share everything. Charlotte Gainsbourg
share cease
What we share with another ceases to be our own.... Edgar Quinet
share
Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when you share it. Albert Schweitzer
shared
Should (the information) have been shared if it could have prevented (the) 9/11 (attacks)? Arlen Specter
together tools use
Logic and metaphysics make use of more tools than all the rest of the sciences put together, and do the least work. Charles Caleb Colton
together ships speed
God works all things together for your good. If the waves roll against you, it only speeds your ship towards the port Charles Spurgeon
together world letters
...mysticism and empiricism go together in opposition to scholasticism...they base themselves on the non-linear world of experience rather than the linear world of letters. Alan Watts
together buffets throwing
Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet. Al Madrigal
together too-much sides
When you put relative and absolute truth together and they become one unit, it becomes possible to make things workable. You are not too much on the side of absolute truth, or you would become too theoretical. You are not too much on the side of relative truth, or you would become too precise. When you put them together, you realize that there is no problem. Chogyam Trungpa
together pieces narrative
When I worked with Woody Allen, I only got the parts of the script that I was in. I was able to piece together the narrative from that, but I remember being quite excited to watch the movie - the movie that I was in but didn't know what happened in, like, 65 percent of. Chiwetel Ejiofor
together energy making-changes
We are one energy. Together we can make a change. David Guetta
together states anthropology
Anarchism and anthropology go well together because anthropologists know that a society without a state is possible because so many exist. David Graeber
together grandson
And then there's my Grandson: He's certainly got the music together, there's just no question about it. Cab Calloway