Famous Quotes & Sayings

People have been talking about it, and the reason they have been talking about it is that it looks very ominous. The joke is, is there a prison going in there?

People may say it was meant as a joke and we're being fuddy-duddies. But we don't see it like that.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

Teller

People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time is it?' And I'll say, you know, '5:15,' and they'll say, 'Hey! Made you talk!' And that's merely a way of saying, 'I know your work and I like you.'

Nipsey Russell

is very simple to do.... I start with the joke line and write backward.

Robin Ince

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Michael Lehmann

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.

He's got a big butt, and all the kids joke about it all the time.

Megan Hilty

I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit.

John Searles

I always joke deep down I'm really a teenage girl on the inside.

He says the same thing about his son. It's a little joke he likes to use.

Joseph Williams

He made a joke out of everything and took things as they came.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

My friends joke around with me and say that they put off the race just for me last year because I wasn't able to do it. I didn't want to lose my streak. But really I'm pretty fortunate.

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

Most teams going into something like this would be uptight. We're just trying to stay relaxed. We joke during warm-ups ... stay loose.

Issa Rae

I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things.

The police response is to look into it as to whether it's a joke or it's serious. The threat is something to seriously look at.

David Walton

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

Frank Caliendo

I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Jordan Gross

We prepare the same, we joke around the same. You really don't try to put too much pressure on the game. I think that's the reason he's able to do that.

I thought they were playing a joke on me. It's been different ever since.

Colin Mochrie

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Glenn Hughes

I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it.

David E. Kelley

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

Richard Wiseman

We had about 40,000 jokes sent in by people all over the world. Here is my favourite.

We have to joke to keep from crying.

We'll talk about this game, joke about it, and joke about things that happened.

Dane Cook

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

David Lean

Don't make jokes about food.