Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Searles

I always joke deep down I'm really a teenage girl on the inside.

He says the same thing about his son. It's a little joke he likes to use.

Joseph Williams

He made a joke out of everything and took things as they came.

Glenn Hughes

I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it.

Artie Lange

Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.

Richard Wiseman

We had about 40,000 jokes sent in by people all over the world. Here is my favourite.

People may say it was meant as a joke and we're being fuddy-duddies. But we don't see it like that.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

People have been talking about it, and the reason they have been talking about it is that it looks very ominous. The joke is, is there a prison going in there?

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

We are all one team. We are always picking each other up during the games, and when we aren't playing we all laugh and joke around together.

We have to joke to keep from crying.

Lynda Barry

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

Hilary Mantel

It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.

Dennis is very affable. He likes to joke all the time. He has a very open personality. I thought I would like to write a piece for him.

People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.

The old joke is the index has predicted 12 of the past 10 recessions.

Michael Mayer

Don't get me wrong, it's not something that's upsetting me. The jokes keep coming.

Bobbi Brown

They say I said something about it, but I joke a lot. I don't think I said it, but if I did it was a joke.

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.

Seth MacFarlane

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

Chris Martin

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

Shawn Michaels

Everyone's in on the joke as it were,

Now it's for real. It's no joke now.

Sometimes I kind of took them seriously, the way they were talking, and then other times it seemed like they were just joking because these kids like to joke a lot,

Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's painful. But you can always find a joke in it.

John Woo

It would be a joke to film it like some sort of kung fu epic,

It was a joke until they turned us down.

William Jones

It was a joke that none of the Big 3 schools recruited Jimmy.

I used to joke that it was an off week for me,

The joke was that we were retiring at the end of every year.