Famous Quotes & Sayings

Andy Kaufman

I never told a joke in my life.

We used to joke that more stories were written about reverse mortgages than loans originated.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

We've become a joke to much of the thinking world.

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

We are all one team. We are always picking each other up during the games, and when we aren't playing we all laugh and joke around together.

We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.

Will Friedle

When we did Batman: Return of the Joker, the Joker is played by Mark Hamill, so I got to sit next to Mark Hamill for two straight weeks.

Artie Lange

Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.

The joke was that we were retiring at the end of every year.

The joke version very quickly turned into a serious version.

The joke is that these stocks trade at 10 times news flow.

I'm just trying to get through today. This is a completely new experience. When they told me, I thought they were playing a joke on me.

Michael Robotham

I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.

Hale Irwin

I'm the wild card, the joker in the deck,

Maria Semple

I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!'

John Whisenant

I just said it's not over 'til it's over - that old Yogi (Berra) thing, tried to make a joke of it,

I know he knows he can play and still might want to play. But I always joke that his wife has made up her mind. He's got kids, a family, and it might be time to spend time with them. I don't know who will win that battle, we'll see.

He would walk up to you if you were sad and make you joke and laugh.

Michael Scott

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

Michael Scott

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Dennis is very affable. He likes to joke all the time. He has a very open personality. I thought I would like to write a piece for him.

People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.

The old joke is the index has predicted 12 of the past 10 recessions.

Now it's for real. It's no joke now.

Peter Farrelly

Absolutely. You're not laughing at them. You're really laughing with them. There are a lot of jokes in this movie, and they're in on them all.

Bobbi Brown

They say I said something about it, but I joke a lot. I don't think I said it, but if I did it was a joke.

Ronde Barber

It's not like we're messing with some jokes at wideout here,

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.

Seth MacFarlane

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'