Famous Quotes & Sayings

People have been talking about it, and the reason they have been talking about it is that it looks very ominous. The joke is, is there a prison going in there?

People may say it was meant as a joke and we're being fuddy-duddies. But we don't see it like that.

I thought they were playing a joke on me. It's been different ever since.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

We have to joke to keep from crying.

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Andy Kaufman

I never told a joke in my life.

We'll talk about this game, joke about it, and joke about things that happened.

Dane Cook

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

David Lean

Don't make jokes about food.

David E. Kelley

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

Colin Mochrie

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

It was a joke until they turned us down.

William Jones

It was a joke that none of the Big 3 schools recruited Jimmy.

People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.

Dennis is very affable. He likes to joke all the time. He has a very open personality. I thought I would like to write a piece for him.

Sometimes I kind of took them seriously, the way they were talking, and then other times it seemed like they were just joking because these kids like to joke a lot,

Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's painful. But you can always find a joke in it.

Michael Mayer

Don't get me wrong, it's not something that's upsetting me. The jokes keep coming.

Peter Farrelly

Absolutely. You're not laughing at them. You're really laughing with them. There are a lot of jokes in this movie, and they're in on them all.

Bobbi Brown

They say I said something about it, but I joke a lot. I don't think I said it, but if I did it was a joke.

Ronde Barber

It's not like we're messing with some jokes at wideout here,

It's supposed to come in on Saturday, whatever, but it doesn't matter. If it comes in early, like a little bit, we could be stranded there. I was talking to my parents last night, joking around with them, but they were like, don't joke about that, it's not funny.

Shawn Michaels

Everyone's in on the joke as it were,

The old joke is the index has predicted 12 of the past 10 recessions.

Now it's for real. It's no joke now.

You get to talk to people and joke around.

John Woo

It would be a joke to film it like some sort of kung fu epic,

I used to joke that it was an off week for me,

Jesse Ventura

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Lorrie Moore

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Michael Robotham

I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.

Matt Tong

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.