Famous Quotes & Sayings

Storm Jameson

A joke is a joke or the image of a truth ...

Plato

...the Gods too love a joke.

Ron White

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

Steve Martin

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond....

Michael Mayer

Don't get me wrong, it's not something that's upsetting me. The jokes keep coming.

You get to talk to people and joke around.

John Woo

It would be a joke to film it like some sort of kung fu epic,

It was a joke until they turned us down.

William Jones

It was a joke that none of the Big 3 schools recruited Jimmy.

I used to joke that it was an off week for me,

Robert Ballard

I prefer sayings over jokes.

Stephen Colbert

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Sometimes I kind of took them seriously, the way they were talking, and then other times it seemed like they were just joking because these kids like to joke a lot,

Bob Taft

Taft, I feel, has kind of made a joke out of all of us.

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

It was no joke for him. This was something he worked on for a long, long time.

Every once in a while, we'll joke around about it. But we all understand one another.

Shawn Michaels

Everyone's in on the joke as it were,

It's supposed to come in on Saturday, whatever, but it doesn't matter. If it comes in early, like a little bit, we could be stranded there. I was talking to my parents last night, joking around with them, but they were like, don't joke about that, it's not funny.

It looks like we're a big joke right now. It's like we're not even trying. It's like we don't care.

Jesse Ventura

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Grace Paley

A joke is necessary at this time.

Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

Hilary Mantel

It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.

Mason Cooley

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

Lynda Barry

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Karl Lagerfeld

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else

Matt Tong

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's painful. But you can always find a joke in it.

Lorrie Moore

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Chris Martin

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

William Hazlitt

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.