Famous Quotes & Sayings

The joke version very quickly turned into a serious version.

I'm just trying to get through today. This is a completely new experience. When they told me, I thought they were playing a joke on me.

Bob Taft

Taft, I feel, has kind of made a joke out of all of us.

Ronde Barber

It's not like we're messing with some jokes at wideout here,

Every once in a while, we'll joke around about it. But we all understand one another.

It was no joke for him. This was something he worked on for a long, long time.

Michael Robotham

I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.

Jesse Ventura

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Grace Paley

A joke is necessary at this time.

He would walk up to you if you were sad and make you joke and laugh.

Hale Irwin

I'm the wild card, the joker in the deck,

Maria Semple

I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!'

John Whisenant

I just said it's not over 'til it's over - that old Yogi (Berra) thing, tried to make a joke of it,

I know he knows he can play and still might want to play. But I always joke that his wife has made up her mind. He's got kids, a family, and it might be time to spend time with them. I don't know who will win that battle, we'll see.

It's supposed to come in on Saturday, whatever, but it doesn't matter. If it comes in early, like a little bit, we could be stranded there. I was talking to my parents last night, joking around with them, but they were like, don't joke about that, it's not funny.

It looks like we're a big joke right now. It's like we're not even trying. It's like we don't care.

Plato

...the Gods too love a joke.

Karl Lagerfeld

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Lorrie Moore

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Peter Farrelly

Absolutely. You're not laughing at them. You're really laughing with them. There are a lot of jokes in this movie, and they're in on them all.

Michael Scott

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

Michael Scott

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Matt Tong

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Mason Cooley

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else

You get to talk to people and joke around.

Ron White

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

Robert Ballard

I prefer sayings over jokes.

William Hazlitt

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.

Steve Martin

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond....

Storm Jameson

A joke is a joke or the image of a truth ...