Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
believe good-things flocks
I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!
character garden way
Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
mean born should
If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!
stars actors
My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.
winning thinking cages
Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
mother cancer kissing
I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
matter doe staring
They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
scripts superman-movie screenplays
I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.
hate gay sick
I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.
rating higher
The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
running guy say-anything
Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.
distance home trying
I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.
thinking people trying
People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.
mean thinking people
I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.