Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
new-year writing garden
People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.
alright
Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
voice actors blame
I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
people wish earth
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous.
men america israel
Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something...
yellow blue faces
If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
thinking people racist
It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.
giving world giving-back
I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
winning cds bigger
Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
kids thinking issues
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.
lessons apes planets
Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
men want ass
I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
deserve-better one-day dump
You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
giving people needs
Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.