Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
funny witty return
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
funny witty humorous
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
witty sunset political-will
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
funny sarcastic witty
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
funny movie witty
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
witty political might
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
witty party political
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.