Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
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The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.
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Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.