Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
government humorist trick
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
column congress humor lack material
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
funny humor why-not
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
humor laughing people
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
humorous differences political
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
funny witty humorous
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
funny country humor
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
next-week agriculture sense-of-humor
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.
politics vote good-humor
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
humorous names two
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
humorous should-have class
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
humorous russia income
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
funny humor cowboy
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
funny hurt humor
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.