Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees.
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A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
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My greatest emotion at this point is anger, ... my pastoral, Christian side says I can't do that.
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We believe that there is possibly one. We do have a witness who says he did speak to the driver of the vehicle as the vehicle was submerging telling him to get out, and he did not. So we do know according to a witness (there was) at least one victim.
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No one should walk into a party and have a stamp that says 'mayor' or 'businessman' on their head. Everyone is just there to have a good time.
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That's not right. It says no fewer than three. It might be five, six, however many they've got it down to.
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I think the governor is on safe ground signing a bill that says not to consider where a child goes to school based on skin color. It's America, 2006. We've got to move past that.
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If I have an hourly employee that punches in and out, how am I supposed to verify that they took the break? The state says you should get an extra 15-minute paid break and it's almost impossible to regulate that.
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What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
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We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
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The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
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An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else