Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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It was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me. Betty is to blame for it all. Whatever I am or have accomplished, I owe to Betty. I ain't got no sense. My wife made me what I am. In other words -- local girl makes good in the city -- makes good man.
house led whatever
It was whatever she did or didn't do that led to the contamination of her house and the other people.
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We have talked about these problems for two years, trying to figure out from all directions how to have full 24-hour coverage for our ambulance services. Now we are giving all the information we have, all the options and figures into the hands of this committee. We'll go with whatever they recommend.
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I always get nervous and a little anxious before any game. If I don't, I need to go home. I think that's part of it that keeps me going, keeps driving me to overcome whatever obstacles are in front of me.
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Whatever happens, it will be my decision. I know I pitched well this year. The other stuff? That's not my hang-up. That's not what I will look back on this season.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
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An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
bite ready somebody
We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it